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JOKES
& PUZZLES
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"Doctor,
doctor, I keep thinking I'm the moon."
"I can't see you now, come back tonight." |
Doctor
Bell fell down the well
And broke his collar-bone.
Doctors should attend the sick
And leave the well alone! |
There
was an old man from Hong Kong
Whose name was terribly long.
He thought he could change it, Perhaps rearrange it -
But then he found out he was Wong. |
"Knock,
knock."
"Who's there?"
"Howard."
"Howard who?"
"Howard you like to be out here in the cold?" |
Puzzles
Below you
will find a sentence about a young man who ate and ate and ate
at Christmas. Can you unscramble the sentence and, using all the
letters, make five parts of the young man's body? Answer below
(keep on scrolling down).
He
sat there and he feasted
SQUARE
EYES: How many squares of any size can be counted in the grid
below? How many on an 8 by 8 grid? Answers below (keep on scrolling
down).
POTTY
PROVERBS
A grade one teacher gave each child in her class the first
part of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the
rest. These are a few of the results...
Strike while the insect is close.
You can lead a horse to water but how?
No news is impossible.
Where there's smoke there's pollution.
A penny saved is not much.
Two's company, three's the Musketeers.
There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not smacked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.
Never underestimate the power of ants.
You get out of something only what you see in the picture
on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind get out of the way.
Tabby
Cat:
"How did you do in the Milk Drinking Competition?"
Ginger Tom: "I won by ten laps."
A bit further down...
ANSWERS:
Eating Puzzle - Ears, feet, teeth, head, hands
Square Eyes: 5 x 5 - 55; 8 x 8 - 254
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