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Kenny's Classics What do sad owls sing in a rainstorm? Too-wet-to-whoo. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Dyathinkesaurus. What do you get if you cross an old Egyptian with a door bell? Toot-en-come-in. What do you get if you cross a stream and a river? Wet feet! NUMBER PUZZLE Look at the following numbers. All the mathematical signs (+, -, x, ÷) have been missed out. You have to replace them in such a way that the answer to the sum is 360. 23 ? 8 ? 7 ? 15 = 360 Answer below right.   POWER BOY Christmas is the time when hatred should end. Make life much better - make an enemy your friend. FUNNIES Singles Ad The following singles ad appeared in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (XXX) XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy. Over 15,000 men responded to the ad. They found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever! Ever wondered...? If you took an Oriental person and spun him around several times, would he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when his team is winning. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. KN24 index

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