Kenny's Classics

What do you call a pig with a pair of binoculars?
A nosy porker.

Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-café!
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing - it just shuts up.

Code buster puzzle
See if you can decode this letter to Kenny. Each number stands for a letter of the alphabet. (Clue: how do you usually start a letter to someone?)


Click here for the answer!
Joke dedicated to my Dad
Fisherman 1: Is this a good river for fish?
Fisherman 2: Must be - I can't persuade any of them to leave it.

Power Boy
Get that feel-good factor to the max - obey your parents behind their backs

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