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3 reasons why you need Jesus Pastor Chef  Ask Bob Kenny's Korner
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Kenny (on a beach somewhere in France)
Kenny's Classics

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a garden hose?
A jumbo jet !

What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a goat ?
A kid that's hard to handle !

Teacher : What's HNO3?
Pupil : It's on the tip of my tongue, Sir.
Teacher : Well spit it out at once, it's nitric acid!!

Christmas Carol puzzle
Reading from left to right and line by line, shade out the letters in each successive answer. The letters left will spell out a message.

W H E N A P C P Y
C E L A S T R I U
M H P R H A N T M
A N G E I R H O L
S L Y T S M A S I
L T E O N T A N G
E L B E A L T H L
L O E H E M F R O
Y A L Y H O A U Y

Questions
1. A good king.
2. The faithful must come joyful and _______.
3. Jesus did not lie in a crib. He laid in a _______.
4. A girls name and a plant that blossoms at Christmas.
5. The carol that the holy night was ________.
6. An ______ came down and spoke to the shepherds.
7. A little town.
8. King David's city is a ______ one.
9. The little Lord Jesus was asleep on the _____.

Click here for the answers.

Power Boy
Power Boy frame 1 Power Boy frame 2
Power Boy frame 3 Power Boy frame 4
Keep your brain in gear, don't go with the flow; earn some respect - learn to say NO.

And finally...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to all our readers!

 

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